50 Reasons to stop dieting

1)Diets don't work
2)You'll gain it all back,plus at least 20 more pounds
3)Your eating for two ( you and your evil self )
4)Chocolate
5)Fat Free cottage cheese tastes like old socks
6)Witout all that cream cheese , ice cream and butter, your bones will get weak
7)Food tastes so good
8)Does anyone really think half a cup of anything is enought
9)You've come to love your "before" photo
10) You just need a nap , not a diet. You wont be eating and you'll get rid of some stress that makes you eat.
11) Dieting brings out your wrinkles
12)Your sex life is so much better than your skinny stressed out friends
13)Starbucks Venti Mocha, full of milk and whipped cream
14)There are lots of great things to do besides thinking about food and diets all the time.
15)Your cranky when you diet
16) Avreage woman is 5'4 and 140 lb . Don't you want to be above average ?
17) Your breast will be bigger
18)You have just had a fantastic week and you deserve to eat anything you want
19)You have just had a horribel week and you deserve to eat anything you want
20)Your not fat you are womanly
21)Diet programs make over 40 billion dollars a year. Keep your share for yourself
22)Sombody has to eat all those Girl Guide cookies
23)Making love in the afternoon makes you to hungry to diet
24)Belgian waffles with real maple syrup
25)Your husband thinks you are beautiful
26)Dancing along with Kevin Bacon in Footloose burns more calories than dieting
27)Scale smashing is fun
28)You may actually be the only one that thinks you are fat
29)Diets are expensive
30)You can model in fat fashion shows
31)Tasting is essential for good cooking
32)Who cares if you can't still fit into your wedding dress ? You are not going to wear it for your second wedding are you ?
33)Life is a banquet - why should you starve
34)One size does not fit all
35)Food is to pleasure as diets are to deprivation
36)Thin and cranky ? Yea.. like that's attractive
37)Chocolate raises serotonin levels in your brain,which creates a natural euphoria
38)If you drink 8 glasses of water a day instead of dieting,you wont have time to eat- you'll be in te bathroom all day .
39)Drinking tea helps you lose 7 lb a year and your next vacation could be to England
40)Extra weight is good for extra traction in winter driving conditions
41)If you are born with fat cells why fight it ?
42)Dieting makes you look tired
43)Your hair is falling out , you skin is flaking, and you have no energy .. Eat!Eat!
44)Whoever though to the ideas of "good" and " bad" foods clearly got their lists confused
45)You're suppose to eat more in the winter-it's one of natures laws
46)You need some fat in your life to make your complexion smooth and luscious
47)Beauty , health and fitness come in all sizes
48)So much chocolate so little time
49)Snacking makes life worthwile
50)As I said before - Diets don't work